~SeetherFan

Hey everybody, I've recently been working on some jokes. One of my goals in life is being a comedian. Here are some of them, please tell me what you think.

*I've realized I haven't had an ice cream sandwich in over 7 yrs.

*This fake rock band named 'Limp Bizkit' have always panned Slipknot for having no talent and lame fans. I say, "Yeah, and you think your a rock star and mostly hang with rappers and never been at Ozzfest Dog Bizkit." (Stale Bizkit, Burned Bizkits) Besides, think of other ways Limp can be used.

*If you go to a bar and someone asks to buy you a drink, say, "No, but can I have the money anyway?"

*Everyone says the Jonas Brothers are the greatest rock band around. Little does people know that all the fans are girls. (Boy Band!)

Here's some things you can do for fun or random:

*Walk up to a random person on the streets and say, "Pardon me, I have nothing to say!".

*Pretend you have Alzheimer's. Just walk into the room where everybody is and say, "Who are you people and where is my horse?"

*Run into a little quiet store on a sunday morning and say, "ARE YOU OPEN ON THURSDAAY!!!". They say 'Yes' say "THANK YOUU!!" And run. Let them figure it out.

So theirs some of my jokes, if you really know me, you'd know my take on differences between Rock Bands and Marching Bands. I might put that up on my second account. Please comment.

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